Riske Business: The 2018 Binness Awards

by Adam Riske
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

Aww Hell Naw! Gamora’s fate in Avengers: Infinity War

Best Action Movie from 2003: SuperFly (2018)

Best Action Sequence: Helicopter finale, Mission: Impossible: Fallout

Best Actor in A VH1 Biopic: Rami Malek, Bohemian Rhapsody

Best British Horror Anthology From 2018 with Martin Freeman: Ghost Stories
Destination Wedding

Best Soccer Team: Den of Thieves

Best Soundtrack: A Star is Born (2018)

Best Supporting Actor: Cheddar Goblin, Mandy

Best Supporting Actress: Joey King, Slender Man

Best Waterfall Combat Sequence: All of them in Black Panther

Biggest Disappointment: Sicario: Day of the Soldado

Blandest: Tomb Raider (2018)

Bloodiest: Revenge (2018)

Bullshit: Thoroughbreds

Coma: Christopher Robin

Complete Nonsense: Venom

Cutest Mom: Wendi McLendon-Covey, Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween

Decent: The House with a Clock in its Walls
Halloween (2018)

Favorite Performance: Ethan Hawke, First Reformed

Freakiest Scene: The bear that screamed like a human in Annihilation

Fuck You Too: Skyscraper

Funniest (tie): Gotti, Speed Kills

Godawful but Well-Made: Isle of Dogs

Has 1 Good Minute: Rampage

Hot Jewish Cinema That’s Somehow Not Hot: Disobedience

I Can’t Believe I Saw: Mid90s

I Don’t Like Movies Anymore: A Wrinkle in Time

I Mean, Sure? Super Troopers 2

It’s A Perfect Movie: Hell Fest

It’s Fine: Creed II

It’s Funny: Game Night

I Wish I Liked It More: First Man

I Would’ve Quit for Sure: Filmworker

Laziest Sex Scene: Red Sparrow

Like A Good Mad TV Sketch: Sorry to Bother You
Blockers

Most Depressing (tie): Eighth Grade and Three Identical Strangers

Most Exhausting: Deadpool 2

Most Generic: The Nun

Most Heartfelt: Won’t You Be My Neighbor?

Most Hyper: Teen Titans Go! To the Movies

Most Redbox: Hotel Artemis

Most Unintentionally Hilarious: On Chesil Beach

Movie I Want to Hug: Paddington 2

Movies Are Dumb: Pacific Rim: Uprising

Movie Saver: Anne Hathaway, Ocean’s 8

Movie That Hates You: The Predator

Movie That Wants to Curb You: Summer of 84
Little Italy

Saw It to Write A Funny Review & Then No One Commented on the Review For: The Hurricane Heist

Shitematography: Solo: A Star Wars Story

Should Be Studied in A Museum: Death Wish (2018)

Silliest: Blumhouse’s Truth or Dare

Sneakily Sexy: Ant-Man and the Wasp

That Was Just Lovely: Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

That Was This Year? The Commuter

A Bit Too Quiet: A Quiet Place

Triple Decent with Good Leanings: Upgrade

Ugh! The Meg
A Simple Favor

Walkouts: The Death of Stalin, Tag

What Are Kids Movies Anymore? Dr. Seuss’ The Grinch

Worst Chicago Accent: Colin Farrell, Widows

Worst Comedy From 2002: Action Point

Worst Movie: The Happytime Murders

Worst Narration: Ready Player One

WTF x Infinity: Kin

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