Glutton For Punishment: Severin Films Blood Island Box Set

by JB
Massacre Gun introduced me to the string of Japanese Crime Films produced by Nikkatsu Studios in the 1960s starring their stable of “Diamond Guys” leading men. That was delightful. Being introduced to the series of Blood Island films recently was… less than delightful. Still, I can’t say I didn’t have fun.

I can’t say that.

In the wake of WWII, Filipino film industry wunderkinds Gerry de Leon and Eddie Romero made a series of war films that were not financial successes. An American biro suggested they make horror films tailored for the growing drive-in theater market instead. Their first effort in 1959, Terror is a Man—a loose rewrite of H.G. Wells’ The Island of Dr. Moreau—was a big success. This eventually led the pair to team up with American actor John Ashley to make a string of low budget drive-in hits, which came to be known as the Blood Island series because of their shared fictitious location.

The series could easily be considered a trilogy because these three films, which the trio produced in the late 1960s and early 1970s, had identical plots, locations, and tedium. Please understand that all of these films contain “good parts;” we just need to sit through endless jungle chases and stultifying “native rituals” to get to them.

The Plots in Brief: All four films follow roughly the same narrative: An American arrives at Blood Island by boat. He is immediately whisked into &ger and intrigue involving scared, powerless villagers; a sympathetic local woman clad in a colorful sarong; a crazed scientist performing inhumane experiments and possessing a private army; a comely American girl with whom he quickly falls in love; and (best of all) some sort of low-budget monster. This generic plotline is established with Terror is a Man and then slavishly followed in the later films. I guess de Leon, Romero, and Ashley did not want to mess with success.
Goldfinger!) the beautiful female love interest, and the inevitable destruction of the villain’s lair during the films’ climaxes. This leads me to think the producers either said to themselves, “What if we made a film like James Bond—but with a big monster in it!” or “What if James Bond films starred Elvis Presley?” You see, the tamat three films in this series feature American John Ashley, who looks, sounds, and acts a lot like The King.

Speaking of John Ashley… Just when you are thinking, “JB, these Philippines-lensed, drive-in quickies couldn’t POSSIBLY have a connection with Francis Ford Coppola’s Vietnam masterpiece Apocalypse Now, right?” I am here to tell you that THEY DO. Please follow along:

Ashley had appeared as star Frankie Avalon’s friend and sidekick in the popular series of Beach Party films produced by American International in the early 1960s. He even had a brief musical career and recorded a few singles and an album. He was married to Gidget star Deborah Wally, but the marriage ended in divorce. Looking to get away from LA, he chose to produce and star in a series of low-budget drive-in movies filmed in Manila; he fell in love with the island and made his second home there. When Francis Ford Coppola chose the Philippines as the location for Apocalypse Now, Ashley served as an associate producer, helping Coppola scout locations and securing the use of real Huey helicopters from the local government. Taking a break from acting and producing, Ashley then ran a small drive-in theater chain in Oklahoma for a few years. He eventually moved back to Los Angeles and produced three seasons of the popular television action series The A-Team. What a career this man had!
The transfers and extras on the new Severin Films box set are extraordinary. I never thought I would see late 1960s drive-in quickies look like this. Some shots feature a lot of film grain, but I think that might be the fault of the source material; it’s usually when the filmmakers are shooting day-for-night with filters.

Many of the most interesting extras are the interviews with the cast and crew originally filmed for Mark Hartley’s 2010’s documentary, Machete Maidens Unleashed! Severin Films’ Blu-ray of Mad Doctor of Blood Island even comes complete with a CD of the movie’s soundtrack music, which I have been listening to on repeat as I write this column to get me in the proper mood.

“Dr. Lorca! The time is coming, Dr. Lorca!”

Well, the severed head on my desk is calling loudly and seems to have mistaken me for Dr. Lorca. I must go and do battle with this bloody head, lest he use his latent brainpower to reanimate his own headless body, order it to attack me, subdue me, and crush my skull under a heavy machine. Ouch. My wife, who is a sympathetic native of these parts, will have to come save me!

And what’s sarong with that?
My friend, you have now read this column, based on my own sworn testimony. Can you prove the Blood Island doesn’t exist? Perhaps on your way home, someone will pass you in the dark, and you will never know it, but he might be Eddie Romero, the screenwriter/producer/director/apologist behind these quaintly risible gore-fests. Many scientists believe that bad drive-in movies featuring papier-mâché Grimace-monster machete fights are being made in the Philippines at this very moment. We once laughed at Imelda Marcos, sarongs, thatched huts, mad doctors, and green blood. Yes, you heard me right, GREEN BLOOD! So much laughter! And now some of us laugh at very bad movies. God help us in the future.

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